Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome;

Mr and Mrs Lumber and their son Jack

Mr and Mrs Saw and their son Buzz

Mr and Mrs With-an-axe and their son Andy

Mr and Mrs Ber and their son Tim

Mr and Mrs A Lumberjack and I’m alright and their son Ian

Mr and Mrs Need Sharpening Soon and their son Axel

Mr and Mrs Jones and their son Keith. (he doesn’t have a amusing name – he is just a good feller.)